Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
The flesh had gone pudding soft in the water and turned the color of curdled milk. Half her hair was gone and the rest had turned as white and brittle as a crone’s. Beneath her ravaged scalp, her face was shredded skin and black blood where she had raked herself with her nails. But her eyes were the most terrible thing. Her eyes saw him, and they hated.
The American Hogwarts Houses
The Old Spice Guy is the Headmaster. The commercials make sense now. He’s a powerful wizard.
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
stalkingbit said: I didn't choose the crow life, the crow life chose me.
The crow life is lovely, my friend. Let us perch on telephone wires and harass the humans beneath.